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#142, or #792, I understand this started production as an entirely unrelated film that was changed to be what it is now while they were already filming, 2002's "American Psycho II: All American Girl."

#143, or #793, 2019's "One Cut of the Dead in Hollywood."

#143.1, or #793.1, point-one because this one's only 26 minutes long, way under the Academy's definition of "feature film," so I'm not allowed to count it, but I still wanted to thread it, 2020's "One Cut of the Dead Mission: Remote."

#144, or #794, 2020's "Spontaneous," which I think is a teen romcom set in a world where people can and do just spontaneously explode?

I'm sure this won't be extremely relatable to me, who has lived through more than two years of a global pandemic.

#145, or #795, 2014's "Unfriended."

Is this ghostmurdercrime by murderghost observed over video chat or just regular murdercrime by a murdercrimesman observed over video chat? Only one way to find out.

#146, or #796, leaving now to go see 2022 DreamWorks picture "The Bad Guys."

#147, or #797, I randomly downloaded this a while ago and then the other day it came up in something I was listening to -- or, well, the original play did -- so that's enough reason for me, 1992's "Noises Off."

I was gonna go see 2022's "Downton Abbey: A New Era" with my mom tomorrow, so the plan for today was to watch 2019's "Downton Abbey" -- having got through three seasons of the show -- but then my parents' car had a nervous breakdown, so that's been postponed.

Instead, one of those Letterboxd never shuts the fuck up about, #148, or #798, 1994 Chinese picture "Chunking Express."

Another one that's been on the pile for a while, no idea what it's about, #149, or #799, 2021's "C'mon C'mon."

#150, or #800, but I don't know what it is yet, leaving now for Sneak Preview.

I did my Sneak Preview guessing last night.

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#151, or #801, leaving now to go see 2022's "Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness."

> in the morning??

we've been over this

#153, or #803, 1971's "THX 1138."

You know, for a guy who kinda transformed the motion picture blockbuster /twice/, Lucas' work outside of Star Wars and Indiana Jones never really comes up as much as you'd think.

#154, or #804, I'm seeing the new one with my mom tomorrow morning, so, though I've only seen the first three seasons of the show, tonight, 2019's "Downton Abbey."

Did not actually go see the new "Downton Abbey," because my mom's car once again had an anxiety attack about the highway, so, instead, the opposite, but still a sequel:

#155, or #805, 1977's "Exorcist II: The Heretic."

1975's "Jaws" is one of the finest movies ever made. I'm pretty sure it doesn't need sequels.

#156, or #806, 1978's "Jaws 2."

#157, or #807, I guess it's Sequels Nobody Asked For Week, 1983's "Psycho II."

#158, or #808, Why Does This Sequel Exist Week carries on, with 2000's "Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2."

#159, or #809, leaving now to go see 2022's "Everything Everywhere All at Once."

You know what day it is, I know what day it is, it's the only one this year.

#160, or #810, 1984's "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter."

A brave to choice to bring a final, conclusive, definitive end to this 12-film franchise with the 4th instalment.

It's still the day it is, Jason is dead forever, let's see what's next.

#161, or #811, 1985's "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning," or "Tuesday the 17th."

One more, let's see how dead they keep Jason, it's

#162, or #812, "Wednesday the 18th" -- 1986's "Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives."

...Seriously? In the title?

#163, or #813, just gonna put on a favourite, 2020's "Palm Springs."

I took two days off from movies so I could actually finish school, but I return! To the movie theatre! For Sneak Preview! #164! #814! Exclamation mark!

(I think it's probably 2022's "Firestarter.")

#165, or #815, leaving now to actually go see 2022's "Firestarter."

#167, or #817, 2022's "Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers."

Gotta keep up that weekly average one way or another.

Leaving now to go see in a cinema, because it's playing, blorbo knows why, #168, or #818, 2017's "Get Out."

I've seen it before -- Letterboxd says June 30, 2020, five stars, no review, about two weeks before I started doing the thread thing.

#169, or #819, I saw somebody on letterboxd call this "a unique concept for a thriller" even though as far as I can tell it's just "murder in a house," but okay, who doesn't like Katey Sagal, 2022 country music horror thriller picture "Torn Hearts."

#170, or #820, I understand this has two Karens Gillan in it, 2022's "Dual."

Leaving now to go see 2021's "After Yang." #171, or #821.

Not entirely sure what it's about, Colin Farrell being sad about robots maybe? I'll watch Colin Farrell be sad about robots.

#172, or #822, I'm watching the tea documentary referenced in #171, #821, 2021's "After Yang," 2007's "All in This Tea."

Will I have anything to say about it? Impossible to say.

Let's watch the opposite of that, #173, or #823, 1997's "Air Bud."

I scroll through various streaming services and simply click on the first thing that looks like it might be funny, #174, #824, 2022's "Senior Year."

#176, or #826, I think this is just "what if /r/nosleep but too much" but people are hyping it up, so let's give it a shot, 2021's "We're All Going to the World's Fair."

#177, or #827, not seen a bad John Carpenter film yet, 1987's "Prince of Darkness."

#178, or #828, 1998's "Deep Impact," because they watch it in 2022's "Senior Year."

#179, or #829, 1980's "Airplane!"

Literally first joke got me, a plane cutting through the clouds like a Jaws-ian shark, heehee.

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Leaving now for Sneak Preview. #180, or #830.

I have reasons to rule out all my guesses -- "Men," too horror, "Jurassic World 3," too sequel, "Memory," already the Unlimited Night screening -- so, no idea, we'll see!

As an enthusiastic pirate with little to no regard for the borders of international cinematic release markets, this was bound to happen eventually:

It was 2021's "Boiling Point," which I watched at home two months ago.

Wouldn't necessarily have put it on again, but you know, still a strong picture, still a good one-shotter set in a restaurant, interesting to revisit it knowing ahead of time what the actual scale of it is.

Still think the ending kinda sucks, but I get it, not really a good, natural cut-off point at minute 90 in a restaurant kitchen.

Sneak Preview walkout count: THIRTEEN WALKOUTS.

Which, why even go to Sneak Preview if you can't handle 2021's "Boiling Point," 2021's "Boiling Point" is the DREAM of Sneak Preview! If I hadn't seen it before I would-a been DELIGHTED!

Leaving now for a Pride Night screening of 2021's "Swan Song." #181, or #831.

(I see a screening for something gay, I go see something gay, this is very simple.)

Lovely gay picture, sometimes what you need at the end of the day is to watch a camp, retired hairdresser get called up for One Last Job and for that hairdresser to go rogue.

#182, or #832, let's watch something else gay, 1999's "But I'm a Cheerleader."

:linkcheerA: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

Oh, Natasha Lyonne just always sounded like that.

:linkcheerA: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

"I myself was once a gay."

I was a gay once, and twice, I was a gay several times, so I figured, you know, I might as well stick with it.

:linkcheerA: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

haha these are the gayest goddamn "heterosexuals" I've ever seen

:linkcheerB: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

"I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual!"

good news!

:linkcheerA: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

this is terrific

:linkcheerB: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

terrific conversion therapy satire, obviously, also very sweet

it's the costuming that really nails it, loud blues and pinks, but still getting it wrong, great stuff

I appear to have recovered from 4 x 10 minutes of light exercise earlier today, so leaving now to go see 2022's "Jurassic World: Dominion." #183, or #833.

I'm pretty sure this is my first 3D movie since some time before the pandemic, so it's my first chance to wear these 3D aviators I bought for 750 cinema points just before the pandemic and look like an absolute loon.

Damn, they finally figured out how to make another fun one.

Really, this is just a multi-Doctor story -- the new cast meets the old cast, they play all the hits, they use all the music cues you want, you have a good time. I had a good time!

Weird to also make it a crossover with television's "Deadliest Catch," though.

#184, or #834, sometimes I put on a movie that looks bad without a good reason, but this time it's because I've been listening to movie podcast The Flop House and they've finally done one that I haven't seen, 2022's "The King's Daughter."

And I say "2022's," this is the Pierce Brosnan one that got delayed three weeks before release and then sat on the shelf for five years because nobody could be fucked to release it.

🧜‍♀️ "The King's Daughter" (2022) 

Brosnan plays King Louis XIV, who gets shot, realises he's mortal, and has a ship sent out to find a cure for that problem all within the first five minutes.

...Oh, the ship's back, I guess.

🧜‍♀️ "The King's Daughter" (2022) 

This would be less on the nose if it was a pair of glasses.

🧜‍♀️ "The King's Daughter" (2022) 

*sighs* maybe they should-a let this one sit for another five years

🧜‍♀️ "The King's Daughter" (2022) 

me, watching the bad movie: this is not good

🧜‍♀️ "The King's Daughter" (2022) 

this is maybe a movie for people who don't wanna gotta think about movies too hard to enjoy 'em

🧜‍♀️ "The King's Daughter" (2022) 

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#185, or #835, I have nothing else to do today so I sigh and put on 1939 Best Picture nominee and winner "Gone with the Wind."

All four fucking hours of it.

...Well, wait, how long is this overture. Saves me three minutes, I guess.

🇺🇸 "Gone with the Wind" (1939) 

Oh, right, colour exists now. Be nice for trees to be green and all, I guess.

🇺🇸 "Gone with the Wind" (1939) 

I'm not actually remotely familiar with "Gone with the Wind," on account of I'm not American or awful, though I think I've read a Donald Duck adaptation of it. (Of course I have.)

What I'm /expecting/ is a story set during plantation times that actively romanticises and celebrates all the bad shit.

🇺🇸 "Gone with the Wind" (1939) 

But mostly it's pretty dull so far. Like if the Little Women did a lot more prayin'.

🇺🇸 "Gone with the Wind" (1939) 

Fuck me, already tired of this.

🇺🇸 "Gone with the Wind" (1939) 

Every white character in this is either actively complicit in or plainly benefits from the atrocities of slavery, and, frankly, that kind of sucks the life out of anything else that might be going on.

🇺🇸 "Gone with the Wind" (1939), slavery 

If you think it's not just normal to have an unpaid and involuntarily employed housekeeper kept prisoner by way of perpetual threat of extreme violence or death but that that's her best possible lot in life, I, well, I, hm, I, uh, I don't think I can physically bring myself to care about your love life.

🇺🇸 "Gone with the Wind" (1939), racism 

Finally, colour, I can tell all the characters in one of these apart, and they're all fucking white supremacists.

@Alexis in this instance (and instances like it), do you still watch it or did you head out?

@The_T I think there might genuinely be no instance where I walk out.

Unlike THIRTEEN PEOPLE.

@Alexis that's fair, I've heard of some of the worse movies you end up watching...

@The_T It would have to be, like, something I'd seen before, that was ALSO just aggressively shit or passionately bigoted, maybe?

And, I mean, the actual real bigot stuff doesn't tend to make it to the release calendar here to begin with.

@The_T Actually, you know what, thought of one I'd walk out of if it showed up at Sneak Preview, I don't think it ever got a wide release here:

Dear Evan Hansen.

...Actually. ...No, the audience reaction might be worth it?

I may never walk out.

@Alexis yeah, if I was in that position I'd probably watch that one too. For the morbid curiosity.

@The_T God, no, I've seen it, it's actually. It's really, very, very much /not/ so bad it's worth it, it's not 2019's "Cats," there's no joy in it whatsoever, it's just deeply miserable.

@Alexis I think cats creeps me out way too much for me to ever watch it; at least dear even hansen seems vaguely relatable in that I still understand what the media version of a high school is. and I've seen plenty of terrible musicals because my ex used to be a performer in theater.

shrug my standards are complicated.

"Dear Evan Hansen" vs "Cats" 

@The_T I think "Dear Evan Hansen"'s biggest problem is, the story doesn't work on screen -- it's much easier to buy into the big emotions of it all when you have the distance of it being on stage, while on film you think about the story too much.

While the point of "Cats" isn't big emotions, it's fun songs and watching dancers pretend to be cats -- the odd CGI of it gives you a more stage-like distance, allowing it to just deliver on the song and dance.

@Alexis So they don't like Anime and they don't like cooking movies, if Flavors of Youth had ever been one of the movies the cinema would be empty.

@kurt What the people want is dogshit action movies, I think. Only a few walkouts at "Primal," "The Courier."

I'd love to get up at the end of Sneak Preview and realise it had just been me in there for the last hour or so. Sneak Preview just for me!

re: :linkcheerA: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

@Alexis oh, I watched this movie when I was like, 15 or 16. Definitely a moment of "I don't know what I am yet but I wish I was a lesbian".

Good movie.

re: :linkcheerA: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

@The_T I had that moment a lot at that age, too.

Mostly from that one episode of "Friends" where Joey says he wishes he was a lesbian, which, you know, took me a while to figure out the actual joke, when, like, who wouldn't wanna be a lesbian.

:linkcheerA: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

@Alexis A favorite of Jalan's, who grew up in that culture.

:linkcheerA: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

@naga I can't imagine just being in that culture at all times. But great movie!

:linkcheerA: "But I'm a Cheerleader" (1999) 

@Alexis the oppressive parents' culture, to be clear.

But she's recovered nicely!

@melivia Bafflingly, Hollywood occasionally makes films he's not in.

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