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the Back to the Future movies aren't time travel stories, they're the history of a town clock that has seen some serious shit

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on follow requests πŸ“Œ 

I generally won't accept follow requests from:
* completely new accounts that haven't posted yet
* accounts that predominantly post about tech, software development
* accounts that are predominantly negative either in general or specifically about things I post about a lot
* accounts that post a lot of sexual stuff

obviously this is in addition to not accepting follow requests from nazis, bigots, etc

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did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

How long untill we have the technology to build classic Rome in one day?

It feels like an unpopular opinion, but liking things is more fun than hating things, and talking about things you like will make you feel better about life than talking about things you hate.

🐫 "The Mummy" (2017) 

Jake Johnson should-a played the Cruise role instead of the sidekick who dies

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🐫 "The Mummy" (2017) 

these modern effects for the mummies aren't half as cool as the 1999 effects

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🐫 "The Mummy" (2017) 

Cruise is fucking sleepwalking through this one, y'all

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🐫 "The Mummy" (2017) 

ancient egyptians conveniently believed exactly what cgi nonsense we've got in the third act

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🐫 "The Mummy" (2017) 

if the problems you have could have been prevented by just not doing a grave rob or a loot, you don't have problems, you just suck

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🐫 "The Mummy" (2017) 

for every time I said "grave digging" please substitute "grave robbing"

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🐫 "The Mummy" (2017) 

TOM CRUISE: "Hey, what'd I tell you? We are not looters. We are liberators of precious antiquities."

uh-huh so you've thought of a racist explanation for your grave digging and looting, I see

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🐫 "The Mummy" (2017) 

"The past can not remain buried... forever."

i mean y'all could stop doin' the grave diggin' an lootin' this franchise is built on

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movie #73

the 2017 "The Mummy," of the trailer with the missing audio tracks, of the failed called shot cinematic universe,

at least Tom Cruise is usually pretty watchable?

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🎨 "Velvet Buzzsaw" (2019) 

i can't get over how it's the most derivative outsider art i've ever seen

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🎨 "Velvet Buzzsaw" (2019) 

yeah, yeah, we get it, the dead body gets mistaken for art, bleh

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🎨 "Velvet Buzzsaw" (2019) 

so does this have anything to say besides the exact same jokes any rube could-a made in the 90s but played relatively straight, or

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🎨 "Velvet Buzzsaw" (2019) 

these "visionary" paintings are not very good or interesting

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Have put on something called "Velvet Buzzsaw." Movie #72.

* art gallery
* mass homicide
* Jake Gyllenhaal, I'm pretty sure

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