Alex Daily! 🏳️‍🌈 @Alexis@beepboop.one

i'm terrible at self-promotion, go read my 1940s-style text comic

http://aquilacomic.com

@kurt I think you mean

comics
comics
gotta make comics

did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

(no YOU'RE in a perpetual state of catching up on Dracula Daily)

turns out I still remember how to draw

exile to an uninhabited british island for everyone involved

this is a misogynist hate crime

🎵 "I was fine before" 🎵

girl you have spontaneous combustion diabetes and you're here at the hollywood bowl claiming you were fine without health insurance

fuck me, is "turns out they actually do really love each other and she realises this as he's about to go to military prison jail for Fake Marriage Crimes" actually being sold here as a happy ending

this is so bad I respect the troops even less now

hey, the hollywood bowl

columbo went there once

i mean what is a "fraudulent marriage"

> probably a marriage for fraud purposes, which this was

oh yeah that would be a fraudulent marriage

Wait, they've learned to love each other, and now they're... in trouble for Fake Marriage Crime anyway?

the thing that gets between them (for third act tension) isn't in any way the fact that he's a soldier (sent home injured) or an xenophobic republican but the fact that his backstory (huge debt from past addiction to medication) has caught up with him

everyone is either in severe lifelong debt or signed up to American murder squads

racism is a thing you just gotta ignore so you can get back to loving the troops and respecting your murderman husband

welcome to america

try the breakfast taco

This is an accurate depiction of the specific kind of hellscape America is and also a movie for 22-year old Republican TikTokers.

this is a bad movie

she talks a big game about being anti-military and anti-war and the second her fake marine husband leaves for war she's writing songs about how much she totally loves the troops

girl you've been a conservative all along

I would simply not go to war.

Which, to be fair, any war that would want me to show up is one we've already lost.

fuck me why am I watching this