Alex! 🏳️‍🌈 @Alexis@beepboop.one

@kurt I think you mean

comics
comics
gotta make comics

did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

it truly was,

a robot head

turned up to 11 the whole way through

that sure was a movie that started happening, continued to happen, and then persisted along that same trajectory for all 90 minutes

IT
WAS
A

ROBOT HEAD

"...as we stand on the brink of a veritable Stonehenge Apocalypse."

heyyyy

"You cannot deny that there are forces at play here which we just don't understand."

i can't even think of any forces at play here which we do understand

"Nuking Stonehenge... there's a chance it might backfire on us."

my dude literally nothing you've done has failed to backfire on you

me: surely not every major pyramid can be a volcano

2010's Stonehenge Apocalypse: and here goes Giza

"What do you mean, /this/ belongs /there/?"

i mean that's pretty clear my dude but maybe you need somebody to draw fifty lines on something to explain it

"This is turning Stonehenge into a nuclear reactor."

stonehenge be like, you try to NUKE miette???

"This is gonna sound crazy."

literally not possible

"I think the planet is being terraformed."

well naturally

"You're going to nuke Stonehenge? Are you joking?"
"Do I look like I'm joking, doctor?"

it is IMPOSSIBLE to tell

"So, in your mind, Stonehenge is a machine you turn on and off with a key, rather like an automobile?"
"...Ummm, I wouldn't call it a car."

YEAH

don't be RIDICULOUS

Stonehenge Refused To Get Blown Up

Time To Blow Up Stonehenge

okay, so Stonehenge ate a bunch of scientists, maybe we should approach from above *two minutes later* we regret to inform you Stonehenge has now eaten the helicopter

this is great, every cliché you could possibly imagine happening in a made-for-TV movie called "Stonehenge Apocalypse" is occurring fully sincerely

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not making this up," says man speaking into audio recorder that probably should-a been a video camera.

now *some* of the fake rocks are real

incredible

the grass around the fake fake ones doesn't quite move with the camera

Apparently this apocalypse involves a genuinely terrible CGI Stonehenge, presumably because they filmed this in Canada and the budget didn't cover *real* fake rocks.