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Finished it a lot faster than I was expecting.

Lifehack:
> Get a pet parrot
> Teach it to say this and only this

Yeah, I use anti-aliasing. Sometimes you just need something to take the edge off.

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the problem with the word "assassin" is that after I type the first three letters a second time, I automatically type them a third time

Future history will record that we invented the telephone, thought it was neat for about a century and a half, and then realised that having a box in your house that anyone from anywhere can bother you on whenever they want and you have to react immediately kind of fucking sucks.

Peter in Spider-Man: Homecoming: Is on the debate team, has an internship at a multinational tech conglomerate.

Peter in Spider-Man PS4: Gets evicted. Relationship status: It's complicated. His boss breaks out the entire super prison. Spends a lot of time listening to podcasts.

Modern Spider-Man :spidey: adaptations where Peter's a mid-20s millennial with barely half his act together > Modern Spider-Man :spidey: adaptations where Peter's a teenager who people generally like.

@slipperywerm @Louisa @emojistation I wish
:spidey_darkness: Darkness.
:spidey_light: Light.
:spidey_awareness: Awareness.
:spidey_reality: Reality. :holycow:
had took off as a format, but it didn't.

Future history will record that we invented the telephone, thought it was neat for about a century and a half, and then realised that having a box in your house that anyone from anywhere can bother you on whenever they want and you have to react immediately kind of fucking sucks.

So as someone on .social, what is a good instance to move to? I've lost interest in being on this one after the Tumblr exodus.

mastodon.social has too many users and people are starting to block it because they effectively have one mod.

I urge people not to use mastodon.social if they cherish their followers outside it.

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