Lex! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @Alexis@beepboop.one

janitor: you're really not supposed to have a kettle in the classroom unless you can justify it as part of your work somehow

me, instantly: boiling watercolour

comics
comics
gotta make comics

did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

if you need me to elaborate you'll already never get it

my hot video game take is games peaked with the Game Boy Advance

"Kong is not the only King."

lmao

how are there multiple in-universe camera angles on this surprise reunion tho

well that was better than i was expecting

"This is one war we are NOT going to lose!!"

oh go the fuck to hell

i see this is the bit where we get rid of spare cast for the climax

"Oh, shit."

oh shit

found him, i guess

Hiddleston's entire vibe in this is "Uncharted movie audition tape."

"It's more of a cold war."
"Cold war, like, they take the summers off?"

the seventeen degrees and no hotter war

"That's Kong. He's king around here."

/just say the thing/

"You probably noticed a lot of weird things on this island."

/well/

man that's too much spider

"You know the USS Lawton?"

oh he got zilla'd in '54

"We just got taken down by a monkey the size of a building!!"
"Right. That was an unconventional encounter."

there's a man on my wavelength

"Are we just not gonna talk about this?!"

man you gotta ACCEPT the MONKEY and CARRY ON