Alex! 🏳️‍🌈 @Alexis@beepboop.one

"Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice" (2016)

i'm never watching another fucking Zack Snyder movie in my life

comics
comics
gotta make comics

did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

Leaving now to see #176, or #415 since I started counting, 2021's "Judas and the Black Messiah."

the one movie franchise that genuinely goes way bigger every fucking time

seeing F9 July 1st, bay-beee~

now that there's a wednesday Disney+ show I keep forgetting about the friday Disney+ show

this is how these things work

every time I check it's gonna start raining several hours later than last time I checked, which means it's gonna be raining like there was a discount on rain the second I walk outta the movie theatre tomorrow

not remotely even worth the effort of tracking down a copy

started snoring but now Buscemi is back and i'm wide awake

🥱 yawn

what the movie is imagining Cage is embodying: raw sex, presumably?

what Cage is actually embodying: the biggest yawn of the world's sleepiest street sex predator

Buscemi has popped into two random scenes to be a dipshit for a hot second and

just the idea that Buscemi could show up at any time, in any scene, is riveting

bad movie, tho

this is mostly pretty boring, tbh

...oh, right, i'm ace

also in this: Judge Reinhold, Marisa Tomei, Steve Buscemi

don't honestly want to see any of these people have anything to do with any erotic thrills

#175, or #414 since I started counting, 1991 "erotic thriller/romantic tragedy" "Zandalee," which I'd never watch in a million years, but it's Cage, so, you know

it's like picking up a Magic 8-Ball that just says "Duck!", when the waterbird hits me in the head it's kinda my own fault that I didn't listen

found it? ok dot ru to the ok dot ru-scue

and this one is in russian

shoot, the only copy of this movie I could find is in French

and what's the point of Cage if he's en français

whenever I complain about april fools day people bring up the fake google announcements everyone loves and, look, fucking hell

if that's your big But What About, you don't actually have anything but a google press event