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think every time i'm forced to think about the pope, who has no effect on my life whatsoever, the pope should have to think about me for the same amount of time

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did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

Which is heavier, water or butane? 

Water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

Wordle 217 5/6 

did start sweating between row three and four

life's too short for a nearly two and a half hour youtube video about why a thing you already think is terrible is terrible

did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

not that Temuera Morrison isn't a badass, I think he's great, the Wingreen Boba Fett just fills in very differently in my head than the Morrison one

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actually, you know what

if that's what Boba Fett sounded like when people first watched Star Wars, that kinda-- I kinda get why you might think he's a bigger badass than I ever did

:youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=g9N4tE8gqI

all online art discourse, 2022: nfts this, nfts that

me, 2022: i'm bringing back text comics, a form that very reasonably died out between world wars everywhere but the Netherlands

:tintin: "The Adventures of Tintin" (2011) 

"How's your thirst for adventure, Captain?"
"Unquenchable, Tintin."

hell yeah

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:tintin: "The Adventures of Tintin" (2011) 

Spielberg just having a lot of fun with this one.

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:tintin: "The Adventures of Tintin" (2011) 

you know, that Captain Haddock, he's not well, is he

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:tintin: "The Adventures of Tintin" (2011) 

TINTIN, in the sea: "Put your hands in the air!"

really covering all the options here

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:tintin: "The Adventures of Tintin" (2011) 

"He lost his eyelids?"

say what you want about me but I always know where my eyelids are

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"The Adventures of Tintin" (2011) 

"Mr Tintin? Delivery for you."
"But I didn't order anything."
"That's because it's... YOU... who's getting delivered."

post office hasn't offered that service in decades

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"Great snakes!"

First your apartment gets burglarised, and now there's snakes in it? Terrible.

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This could easily have been a Zemeckisian uncanny valley nightmare, but this really works, somehow.

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A typewriter that types in centre-aligned Tintin title font? Absolute madness.

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Been looking forward to this one, #28, or #678, we Spielberg ever onwards, it's 2011's "The Adventures of Tintin."

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how i met your father 

you'd have better odds at laughing if you put on a random HIMYM

or a random Seinfeld

or a homophobic episode of Friends

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