Alex! 🏳️‍🌈 @Alexis@beepboop.one

think every time i'm forced to think about the pope, who has no effect on my life whatsoever, the pope should have to think about me for the same amount of time

@kurt I think you mean

comics
comics
gotta make comics

did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

did start sweating between row three and four

life's too short for a nearly two and a half hour youtube video about why a thing you already think is terrible is terrible

not that Temuera Morrison isn't a badass, I think he's great, the Wingreen Boba Fett just fills in very differently in my head than the Morrison one

actually, you know what

if that's what Boba Fett sounded like when people first watched Star Wars, that kinda-- I kinda get why you might think he's a bigger badass than I ever did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9N4tE8gqIQ

all online art discourse, 2022: nfts this, nfts that

me, 2022: i'm bringing back text comics, a form that very reasonably died out between world wars everywhere but the Netherlands

easily Spielberg's best Indiana Jones movie

a blast, obviously

"How's your thirst for adventure, Captain?"
"Unquenchable, Tintin."

hell yeah

Spielberg just having a lot of fun with this one.

you know, that Captain Haddock, he's not well, is he

TINTIN, in the sea: "Put your hands in the air!"

really covering all the options here

"He lost his eyelids?"

say what you want about me but I always know where my eyelids are

"Mr Tintin? Delivery for you."
"But I didn't order anything."
"That's because it's... YOU... who's getting delivered."

post office hasn't offered that service in decades

"Great snakes!"

First your apartment gets burglarised, and now there's snakes in it? Terrible.

This could easily have been a Zemeckisian uncanny valley nightmare, but this really works, somehow.

A typewriter that types in centre-aligned Tintin title font? Absolute madness.

Been looking forward to this one, #28, or #678, we Spielberg ever onwards, it's 2011's "The Adventures of Tintin."

you'd have better odds at laughing if you put on a random HIMYM

or a random Seinfeld

or a homophobic episode of Friends