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janitor: you're really not supposed to have a kettle in the classroom unless you can justify it as part of your work somehow

me, instantly: boiling watercolour

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on follow requests πŸ“Œ 

I generally won't accept follow requests from:
* completely new accounts that haven't posted yet
* accounts that predominantly post about tech, software development
* accounts that are predominantly negative either in general or specifically about things I post about a lot
* accounts that post a lot of sexual stuff

obviously this is in addition to not accepting follow requests from nazis, bigots, etc

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did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

fuck remember when we found out that like almost all Scots articles on Wikipedia were written by an American teenager who doesn't speak Scots?

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how are there multiple in-universe camera angles on this surprise reunion tho

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well that was better than i was expecting

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"This is one war we are NOT going to lose!!"

oh go the fuck to hell

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🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

i see this is the bit where we get rid of spare cast for the climax

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🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

Hiddleston's entire vibe in this is "Uncharted movie audition tape."

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The idea of "alpha" and "beta" males is an outdated myth based on misinformation. There is not a single reported case of a wolf using the Greek alphabet throughout the entirety of recorded history. It does not reflect how wolves act in the wild.

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"It's more of a cold war."
"Cold war, like, they take the summers off?"

the seventeen degrees and no hotter war

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"That's Kong. He's king around here."

/just say the thing/

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"You probably noticed a lot of weird things on this island."

/well/

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"You know the USS Lawton?"

oh he got zilla'd in '54

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"We just got taken down by a monkey the size of a building!!"
"Right. That was an unconventional encounter."

there's a man on my wavelength

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"Are we just not gonna talk about this?!"

man you gotta ACCEPT the MONKEY and CARRY ON

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