Lex! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @Alexis@beepboop.one

the Back to the Future movies aren't time travel stories, they're the history of a town clock that has seen some serious shit

comics
comics
gotta make comics

did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

Jake Johnson should-a played the Cruise role instead of the sidekick who dies

boring

has absolutely nothing going for it

these modern effects for the mummies aren't half as cool as the 1999 effects

Cruise is fucking sleepwalking through this one, y'all

ancient egyptians conveniently believed exactly what cgi nonsense we've got in the third act

if the problems you have could have been prevented by just not doing a grave rob or a loot, you don't have problems, you just suck

for every time I said "grave digging" please substitute "grave robbing"

TOM CRUISE: "Hey, what'd I tell you? We are not looters. We are liberators of precious antiquities."

uh-huh so you've thought of a racist explanation for your grave digging and looting, I see

"The past can not remain buried... forever."

i mean y'all could stop doin' the grave diggin' an lootin' this franchise is built on

oh, lol, that's right, Russell Crowe as Dr Jekyll.

movie #73

the 2017 "The Mummy," of the trailer with the missing audio tracks, of the failed called shot cinematic universe,

at least Tom Cruise is usually pretty watchable?

absolutely tedious

i can't get over how it's the most derivative outsider art i've ever seen

yeah, yeah, we get it, the dead body gets mistaken for art, bleh

so does this have anything to say besides the exact same jokes any rube could-a made in the 90s but played relatively straight, or

these "visionary" paintings are not very good or interesting

Have put on something called "Velvet Buzzsaw." Movie #72.

* art gallery
* mass homicide
* Jake Gyllenhaal, I'm pretty sure

not bad at all