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janitor: you're really not supposed to have a kettle in the classroom unless you can justify it as part of your work somehow

me, instantly: boiling watercolour

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on follow requests πŸ“Œ 

I generally won't accept follow requests from:
* completely new accounts that haven't posted yet
* accounts that predominantly post about tech, software development
* accounts that are predominantly negative either in general or specifically about things I post about a lot
* accounts that post a lot of sexual stuff

obviously this is in addition to not accepting follow requests from nazis, bigots, etc

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did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

⚫ "Venom" (2018) 

"You're talking about aliens?"

Eddie missed the whole invasion of New York because he slept through it / was off scuba diving in Spain

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it is totally believable to me that Eddie lives in the same city as Ant-Man and has no idea

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#61, or #299 since I started counting, 2018's "Venom," because it's in the MCU whether we like it or not.

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me: hate the DC movies

also me: should probably rewatch at least the worst ones before the Snyder Cut comes out

🌲 Twin Peaks: "Episode 11" 

one question answered
but like disease in corpses
the body rots on

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:spidey: "Spider-Man: Far From Home" (2019) 

the absolute joy of this first post-credits scene

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:spidey: "Spider-Man: Far From Home" (2019) 

remember how the internet made a whole thing of how Stark Tower was gonna be the Baxter Building and now in this one there's just a new original skyscraper there with a nice garden in the middle

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:spidey: "Spider-Man: Far From Home" (2019) 

"Fury" and "Hill" are a great duo in this one and they're still /completely/ outshone by the two teachers

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:spidey: "Spider-Man: Far From Home" (2019) 

this hologram fight still fucking slaps

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:spidey: "Spider-Man: Far From Home" (2019) 

honestly even if the final beat of this movie wasn't what it was, Pete's secret identity in these is completely unsustainable

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