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My new webcomic is called KIM & NOE WILL BE OKAY.

It's a queer adventure serial that's also about trying to move on from difficult things and about feelings and stuff.

You can start reading it right here: kn.alexdaily.nl/index.php?id=1

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did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

terrible Sneak Preview imitation idea: next tuesday i've gotta watch whatever the free movie is

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free movies from the cinema streaming service so far:
* part 5 of an action franchise for dads
* a dutch romcom
* a Guy Pearce action movie so obscure Wikipedia don't got a page for it

@Alexis If you have a gun hanging on the wall in act 1 in the next act your character has to use a Katana.

I know I said "Community has aged weird" but, like, this show is somehow PRE-SMARTPHONE

there were a lot of things that bothered me about the 2020 motion picture Bloodshot, but I think the one thing that's going to stick with me is

one of the super soldiers is the leg guy

his whole thing is, he has very strong robot legs

so in the final confrontation, do they let the leg guy do cool leg shit?

no, thEY GIVE THE LEG GUY BIG ROBOT ARMS

@purplemontart it has been 35 minutes since I posted this and my realizing that auto correct turned fanfic into fabric.

But someone did make me a plushie of him so, still counts?

eyeshot also does fuck all, and swimshot, well,
* she can breathe underwater
* so naturally her big contribution to the climax is she GOES TO HIGH UP IN A SKYSCRAPER (famously close to water) finds a SERVER ROOM (notable wet place) and EXPLODES IT (fire is wet)

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a comprehensive list of scenes that would be materially different if the leg guy was an arms guy instead:
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why even have a leg guy if he doesn't get a leg fight, just make him a fucking arms guy????

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this is the only thing anyone should be saying about the 2020 motion picture Bloodshot

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look at this, this is the Cap / Batroc fight: youtube.com/watch?v=LTv3_7dmQp

six years later, I'm still, like, remember the Batroc fight? with the kicking? that was neat!!!

aurgh!!!

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how good is the Batroc fight in Captain America: Winter Soldier? that was a good fucking leg fight!!!!

just do the batroc fight but every now and then the legs go whirr because they're robot legs!!!!

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"legshot doesn't have to be defined by his--"

yeah okay sure that's fine if he's a real human person but he's a fictional character who gets introduced as, look, here's the leg guy, look at his robot legs

AND THEN YOU NEVER GET A BIG LEG FIGHT

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there were a lot of things that bothered me about the 2020 motion picture Bloodshot, but I think the one thing that's going to stick with me is

one of the super soldiers is the leg guy

his whole thing is, he has very strong robot legs

so in the final confrontation, do they let the leg guy do cool leg shit?

no, thEY GIVE THE LEG GUY BIG ROBOT ARMS

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