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> alex, I don't play backgammon, what the fuck am I even looking at here 

please find attached the amount of pieces you'd find on a normal (non-Cloning) game of Backgammon

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eight months of law school was my training montage for art school

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every now and then it comes up that I did eight months of law school and people are always a little impressed ("oh wow") until they do the math on eight months (not a year) and you can physically see the wow leave their face

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"Choke on 'em! Choke on 'em!!"

not what my reaction would be if I saw a group of zombies drag away my own legs

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bin the man, Bub, bin the man

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yeah, the Bub story goes too far for me, even if I appreciate what it's trying to do

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fuck this whole dude

should've binned him right away

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on the one hand I appreciate the attempt, especially with Bub, to re-humanise the eternal Other of the zombie figure,

on the other hand, i 'unno about makin' em people too much, that feels like it gets it wrong

but I suppose if anyone's allowed to get it wrong it's Romero

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🧟 "Day of the Dead" (1985) 

I get what the doc's tryin' ta do here but "giving the zombie a gun and seeing who he tries to shoot with it" seems like one of the Top Bad Ideas to me

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🧟 "Day of the Dead" (1985) 

"They're the same animal, simply functioning less perfectly."

I wouldn't call what my alive-ass body does functioning perfectly, but okay

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🧟 "Day of the Dead" (1985) 

"You son of a bitch!"

sir the man is dead

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brick walls and stone cave walls, literally between a rock and a hard place

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simply bin this whole man

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🧟 "Day of the Dead" (1985) 

"I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein!!"

I think if this particular talking nutsack was disposed of almost every problem in this movie might just go away entirely

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🧟 "Day of the Dead" (1985) 

"The power's off on the mainland now, and all the shopping malls are closed!"

i don't think zombies pay attention to opening hours

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if I lived in a world overrun by zombies I would simply not go where the zombies are

but that's just me

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maybe that means after this one these are too gross for me, though

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