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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

say, blue stripes on that mask instead of red

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

I remember when these movies were about summer camp.

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

it's extremely obvious this isn't Jason (still dead, baby) and it's definitely the paramedic

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

the non-teen characters are pretty stock, too

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

even by franchise standards, these teens are pretty boring

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

"Jason Voorhees is fucking dead!!"

hard agree

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

"I know who it is."
"Wait, what?"
"I said, I know who it is."
"...Who?"
"It's Jason Voorhees."
"Jason Voorhees!!"

jason voorhees

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

I feel like I'm being faked out a lot here, they really want me to think Pinehurst is getting Jason'd but they're not showing me Jason

they're also not really on Jason's established turf

so clearly Tommy's gonna go "all these murders are Jasonings" and the Real Killer'll go "yeah that'd be a good disguise"

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

* Jason status: Dead.
* First kill done by somebody unrelated, just a guy who snaps, now hauled off.
* Paramedic who comes to pick up the body has a very intense reaction to seeing it? Doesn't say anything. (Victim's dad?)

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

is Pinehurst even IN the A Guy Kills You Here Woods

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

A dream sequence, a timeskip. So far, Jason definitely still dead.

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:knife: "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning" (1985) 

you know what, I'd express some Doubt about these teenagers digging up Jason, but if your only awareness of the human teenager was from this franchise, you'd go "yeah, digging up Jason Voorhees seems like the kind of thing a human teenager would do."

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(they fully covered the 17th and 18th in the last one and I think this one is gonna kick off with a substantial timeskip, but you know what I mean)

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It's still the day it is, Jason is dead forever, let's see what's next.

#161, or #811, 1985's "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning," or "Tuesday the 17th."

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" (1984) 

kind of retread-y, obviously, but at least some of the relentless nastiness has been turned down

all these teens still horrible perverts, tho

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" (1984) 

the "he's taking revenge for seeing his mother get decapitated" thing at the start clearly setup for Tommy going ham on Jason at the end here

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" (1984) 

no way does a kid shave his whole head that fast

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" (1984) 

okay, great, you've got him down, now set him on fire-- or nearly get axed, whatever

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" (1984) 

Trying not to think too hard about the logistics of some of these kills, like, where Jason exists in the space, but also, you barely get the time to think too hard, anyway.

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🔪 "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" (1984) 

you know, even if I didn't believe in the whole Jason thing, I'd still probably just go camping somewhere else

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