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#300, or #559, this one's not in any continuity but its own, it's 1982's "Halloween III: Season of the Witch."

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my hottest take: if you watch the mst3k version of a bad movie, you have not seen that movie.

i am not a David "only counts on a big screen" Lynch purist, but MST3K cut stuff and add funny skits to break up the tedium, even when they aren't talking over the movie.

how dare you have a good time with a good thing and then act like you watched a bad thing. stolen b-movie valor!

It's also been doing "Where we are? More like... [dramatic look at the camera] .../when/ we are." two or three times an episode like it's a Big Twist when "this show's version of the Island is pre-historic LA" was pretty obvious right away.

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NBC drama "La Brea" so desperately wants to be "LOST" that it's even got a scene where an unexpected animal flings itself at somebody in the wood. It's bad CGI and everything.

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well that sure ends with exactly enough space for a sequel to come out this week

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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was published 42 years ago today.

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"I have to finish this," says woman in part one of a trilogy.

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"So, this is what it feels like."

jeez

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"Oh, you're the new Loomis."

same type of guy, really

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"What the hell are you doing here?"

I feel like if Laurie Strode is sneaking around Haddonfield with a gun you can be pretty sure why she's there

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Unfathomable to me that this town celebrates Halloween.

Though I suppose that's how Laurie gets to be Right All Along, Because Everyone Else Forgot.

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when a true crime murder podcast host gets true crime murdered

the truest crime

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guess Michael Myers is just more of an old media kinda guy

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just enough glimpses of Michael Myer's face that you get that he looks like the old dude behind the laptop from the meme

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I feel like a transfer should just be totally out of the question for a Michael Myers-tier serial killer. You put him that dude in one place and that's where that dude stays.

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"I saw him. The Shape."

I hate that name, but also, I get it, you do wanna call him *something* besides "Mike."

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you know what, this makes total sense to me as where Laurie ends up 40 years after the original

paranoid, hard to find, hard to get to, ready to go

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"I think he might speak with you."

these podcasters are some of the shittest fictional journalists i've ever seen and J Jonah Jameson once had robots made to go kill Spider-Man

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