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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

"The time of elves is over," she says, halfway through the movie, halfway through the trilogy.

I better not see another elf for the next six hours.

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

"An oliphant! No one at home will believe this."

yeah yeah ring in the volcano we get the picture, tell us more about the big trunky lads

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

po-tay-toes

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

bru-rah-room

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

you ever kick a demon's ass so hard your outfit regenerates

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

"It's a bog! He's led us into a swamp!"

their GPS (Gollum Positioning System) really bogging them down

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

love an ent

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

"A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night."

yeah hold on lemme just check the fucking murder forecast

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

not a big fan of the whole orc thing in general, but I'll give you this, I can at least picture a normal Wednesday afternoon for these guys

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

"Keep breathing! That's the key!"

one easy trick to not die from exhaustion

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

very much the shit I don't care for on display here

lots of miniature wargame pieces being moved around various boards

what're Frodo and Sam up to

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

Obviously the comparison is unfair, because Star Wars only does that when they're recreating the performance of somebody who is either dead or much older, but Gollum is fully just in the same space as everyone else while Tarkin, Leia, and Luke all just stand there like uncanny cardboard cutouts.

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πŸ’ "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" (2002) 

honestly the CGI on Gollum has aged better than, like. Tarkin and Leia in Rogue One. There's a decade and a half between them.

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#167, or #406 since I started counting, 2002's "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers."

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hay fever whining 

hay fever radar about to fucking start having to add new colours over here jesus

πŸ‘š "Never on Tuesday" (1989) 

anyway, fun premise, 4 out of every 5 minutes are not that bad, but then the last minute is male gaze shit, homophobic shit, weird gross straight nonsense, etc.

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πŸ‘š "Never on Tuesday" (1989) 

Cage appeared 11 minutes in and I missed it because he's wearing a huge fake nose and doing a Voice, says two lines, and fucks off again

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πŸ‘š "Never on Tuesday" (1989) 

fuck, I think I missed the Cage appearance

did I blink???

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πŸ‘š "Never on Tuesday" (1989) 

judd nelson as a cop with a hitler moustache

sure, why not

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