Lex! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @Alexis@beepboop.one

Movie #13, we move on from zoos to the jungle, where the animals are keeping a small human? Absolute madness.

It's 2016's live-action "The Jungle Book."

if part of the assignment is "no people or animals" am I allowed to draw a skeleton

these are otherwise unrelated movies that I'm pretending connect in any way

A real arc here, tho.

"We Bought a Zoo": They buy a zoo.

"Zookeeper": They run a zoo.

"The Zookeeper's Wife": Zoo destroyed by the Nazis.

hm i already do not think i am on the same wavelength as this motion picture

Or their wives, I guess.

I'm exclusively watching movies about zookeepers now.

Movie #12, 2017's "The Zookeeper's Wife."

I also don't know what this one is about, but from the Netflix thumbnail it looks like a WW2 movie.

(I think that's a reverse blarting.)

exasperated sigh

the animal gags are solid, but the romcom stuff ends up very pick-up artist-y, yuck

the animals are teaming up to help Kevin James sort out his love life???

oh the animals can TALK, i see

it's THAT kind of hour and a half

both the girl he proposed to and his brother have implied to Kevin James that being a zookeeper is kind of a rubbish job, ?????

it's not like he's a mall cop????

"Will you marry me?"
"Oh, that's so sweet. No!"

lmao

you blarted me @kurt

nuts, is that Kevin James

did i get blarted

Movie #11, 2011's "Zookeeper."

I do not know what this one is or is about.

#poll somebody pick today's movie for me