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:tardis: 🐜 2x19: "Crater of Needles" 

A lot of the prose stories in the Annuals take their basic shape from this story -- Dr Who lands on one side of a pretty basic political conflict and has to negotiate local politics, bring peace, etc. before he can get back to Tardis.

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:tardis: 🐜 2x19: "Crater of Needles" 

"Our weapons were useless."

picturing the Menoptera going to town with a machine gun in each hand

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:tardis: 🐜 2x19: "Crater of Needles" 

"It seemed as if we fell a long, long way."

Is the resolution to a cliffhanger called a cliff-faller?

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it occurs to me that i've asked whether I should watch the one everyone loves,

or the one only Universal shareholders and their least-liked friends have seen

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movie poll, which one should I watch today

boy it sure is 3.15am

always remember:
* the internet is real life
* feelings are real
* the river flows the way the river flows

🐍 ✈️ "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) 

my expectations were in the sea, but yeah this was actually pretty fun.

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🐍 ✈️ "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) 

he said the motherfuckin thing

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🐍 ✈️ "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) 

power: *goes off*
background voice: "It's the snakes!"

nailed it

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🐍 ✈️ "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) 

"Well, that's good news. Snakes on crack."

lmao

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🐍 ✈️ "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) 

"Oh, fuck me."

the snake that gets microwaved is the exact type of snake the first week of the new Mark Trail has taught me is fine

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🐍 ✈️ "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) 

One snake on a plane? Two snakes on a plane? You can deal with that.

But above a certain amount? That's too many snakes on a plane.

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🐍 ✈️ "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) 

These snakes are oddly attracted to the R-rated parts of the human body.

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🐍 ✈️ "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) 

You get on a plane, you don't THINK there'll be snakes on it. Which is how they getcha.

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