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average person at high risk of getting cancelled" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person at very low risk of getting cancelled. JK Rowling, who is extremely an asshole & gets cancelled 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

we all go and type in secret-seeming URLs we see in pictures of people's computers, right

πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

("Never Say Never Again" with Connery first, of course.)

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

A bit Bond-by-numbers, Moore is deffo too old, now. One more of his to go, though.

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

Bond has just minutes to prevent this bomb going off, but goes to the effort of putting on full clown make-up.

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

train roof sword fight train roof sword fight

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

jane bond in "dozendicks."

"yes," dozendicks says, "that's what my mom always called me"

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

it's a nickname HER DAD GAVE HER???

ian fleming and all of EON go straight to jail challenge

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

hold the phone

"Octopussy" is this lady's NAME???

fuck the entire shit off

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

bond Tarzanning through the trees and doing the yell is too silly even for me

and this is a film that has a clown murder in it

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

oh lord

BOND, looking at Magda's tattoo of an octopus: "What's that?"

MAGDA: "That's my little octopussy."

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

The villain in this one is called Kamal Khan, or, "Mr Marvel,",,,,

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

Absolute 60s-superhero-comics-tier Soviet Commie villains on display here.

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

I feel like there can't possibly be worse conditions to have to jump the Berlin Wall under than being dressed like a clown.

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Movie #39, I've put on the 1983 Bond picture "Octopussy," which, you definitely couldn't call a film that in the Year of Luigi 2020.

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