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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

train roof sword fight train roof sword fight

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

jane bond in "dozendicks."

"yes," dozendicks says, "that's what my mom always called me"

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

it's a nickname HER DAD GAVE HER???

ian fleming and all of EON go straight to jail challenge

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

hold the phone

"Octopussy" is this lady's NAME???

fuck the entire shit off

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

bond Tarzanning through the trees and doing the yell is too silly even for me

and this is a film that has a clown murder in it

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

oh lord

BOND, looking at Magda's tattoo of an octopus: "What's that?"

MAGDA: "That's my little octopussy."

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

The villain in this one is called Kamal Khan, or, "Mr Marvel,",,,,

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

Absolute 60s-superhero-comics-tier Soviet Commie villains on display here.

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πŸ™ "Octopussy" (1983) 

I feel like there can't possibly be worse conditions to have to jump the Berlin Wall under than being dressed like a clown.

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Movie #39, I've put on the 1983 Bond picture "Octopussy," which, you definitely couldn't call a film that in the Year of Luigi 2020.

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It's just the first one but bigger, which is what you do with a sequel! Unfortunately, this also applies to the ironic comedy bigotry.

Why does this need casually delivered racist shit? Why is there an extended transphobic bit? Who FOR?

Exasparated sigh.

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