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PokΓ©mon Sword/Shield/A Good Table To Hide Behind When The Fighting Starts.

Shield is the one my brain says to buy, but Sword, titularly, more accurately reflects how I actually play these things, because lemme tell ya, I have never bothered with a defensive move in my *life*.

uhhhh, anyway, which PokΓ©mon version is everyone getting, I'm Undecided, and it would help to know if everyone was leaning towards one over the other

joke about money 

I dunno why people are surprised by the Sil and the Devil Seeds of Arador trailer, it looks exactly like I'd expect a Reeltime film to look like.

They're all either set in fields and offices, or in sci-fi sets executed mostly in shoestring and coloured lighting.

Short Treks 2x01: Pike-era Enterprise, Spock and Number One get stuck in an elevator together

Short Treks 2x02, October 10: Pike-era Enterprise, H Jon Benjamin on an Enterprise full of Tribbles

oh, I see, they're just making these for me now

people in the 60s: "I lost a bunch of time, I must've been abducted by aliens."

us: "I lost a bunch of time, which one of you pricks linked to TV Tropes four hours ago?"

my package is being delivered "between 14:14 and 16:14," which is too fucking specific, and yet, not specific at all

β€ͺproposal to start calling the Winter Olympics and Summer Olympics the Winto and the Summo‬

oh no

I just realised something terrible:

Memes are just the political cartoons of this generation.

All this time, we've thought we've been creating something dangerous and disruptive and unthinkably cyber-future-forward and TEDx

but they're just political cartoons, like your great-grandma would have recognised

brands 

the allosexuals 

if I like something

and I see that someone else isn't into it

I don't get offended or upset

because I'm not a fuckin bridge troll

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