Dr Who when the Time Lords fuck something up again: "y'all need better leadership. who's running this shit."

Dr Who when the Time Lords make him President: "I regret to inform you I remain committed to my lifetime appointment as Minister of Telling You To Go Fuck Yourselves."

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the time lords when Dr Who has died: "one of the greatest of us who ever lived. may we all strive to exist as vigorously as Dr Who"

the time lords when Dr Who turns out to be alive: "god. what the fuck are you doing here. jesus christ. go stomp on somebody else's breakfast"

aliens built Big Ben. the English could never have done it on their own

🦴 "Year One" (2009) 

not quite the dregs but definitely from the sewer of 2009 Comedy For Dudes. dire.

laughed more than i'll admit in public, tho

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🦴 "Year One" (2009) 

"We're going to Sodom!"

i'm sure this'll be a tasteful section of this motion picture

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🦴 "Year One" (2009) 

"What're these big round things for?"
"They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart go."

flipping wild
absolute science-fiction

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🦴 "Year One" (2009) 

"He's a hunter, I'm a maker."
"A maker?"

the first new type of guy

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🦴 "Year One" (2009) 

"You're the genius who thought of drinking water from the gourd instead of just from the hand!"

i mean somebody had to be the first one to do it, might as well be, *squints at history book* Michael Cera

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🦴 "Year One" (2009) 

Jack Black has eaten the fruit from the tree you're not supposed to eat the fruit of, which seems historically inaccurate, has been called out for it, and is now talking to "the Shaman," (Bill Hader), whose face is largely covered in black makeup

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#226, or #485 since I started counting, 2009's "Year One," because you can't tell me there's a movie where Jack Black and Michael Cera play cavemen and not expect me to call your bluff.

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Information request; Folk who live in the EU πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί 

@athairbirb The Netherlands -- the only time in recent memory there was any kind of consistent empty shelves situation was early covid, when people when a bit silly.

Since then, shelves have been full as normal. I've not noticed anything fresh being less stocked than usual.

(The soft pretzels I like disappeared around the start of the pandemic and only just came back, but I'd hesitate to blame the pandemic. That also just happens sometimes.)

πŸ“š "The Awful Truth" (1937) 

hm. yeah, I think I'm just in the wrong head for this one

no more Best Picture nominees until I've been to the dentist

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πŸ“š "The Awful Truth" (1937) 

a lotta long walks for relatively unassuming punchlines, maybe I put this on too late or maybe I'm just not clicking with it, hard to tell

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πŸ“š "The Awful Truth" (1937) 

It /is/ about Une Divorce, because these two idiots are calling each other's bluffs too hard

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πŸ“š "The Awful Truth" (1937) 

might actually also be about Une Divorce, so I either knew and forgot I knew or I flipping nailed it

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"I have never yet been in a scandal."
"Never been caught, huh."
"No-- Hm."

figured it out, it's a Comedy of the Screwed Ball

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"Can't have a happy married life if you're always gonna be suspicious of each other."

sus wife, sus life

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