πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

it truly was,

a robot head

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

turned up to 11 the whole way through

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

that sure was a movie that started happening, continued to happen, and then persisted along that same trajectory for all 90 minutes

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

IT
WAS
A

ROBOT HEAD

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

"...as we stand on the brink of a veritable Stonehenge Apocalypse."

heyyyy

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

"You cannot deny that there are forces at play here which we just don't understand."

i can't even think of any forces at play here which we do understand

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

"Nuking Stonehenge... there's a chance it might backfire on us."

my dude literally nothing you've done has failed to backfire on you

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

me: surely not every major pyramid can be a volcano

2010's Stonehenge Apocalypse: and here goes Giza

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

"What do you mean, /this/ belongs /there/?"

i mean that's pretty clear my dude but maybe you need somebody to draw fifty lines on something to explain it

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

"This is turning Stonehenge into a nuclear reactor."

stonehenge be like, you try to NUKE miette???

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

"This is gonna sound crazy."

literally not possible

"I think the planet is being terraformed."

well naturally

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

"You're going to nuke Stonehenge? Are you joking?"
"Do I look like I'm joking, doctor?"

it is IMPOSSIBLE to tell

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

"So, in your mind, Stonehenge is a machine you turn on and off with a key, rather like an automobile?"
"...Ummm, I wouldn't call it a car."

YEAH

don't be RIDICULOUS

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

Stonehenge Refused To Get Blown Up

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

Time To Blow Up Stonehenge

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

okay, so Stonehenge ate a bunch of scientists, maybe we should approach from above *two minutes later* we regret to inform you Stonehenge has now eaten the helicopter

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πŸ’₯ "Stonehenge Apocalypse" (2010) 

this is great, every clichΓ© you could possibly imagine happening in a made-for-TV movie called "Stonehenge Apocalypse" is occurring fully sincerely

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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not making this up," says man speaking into audio recorder that probably should-a been a video camera.

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now *some* of the fake rocks are real

incredible

the grass around the fake fake ones doesn't quite move with the camera

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