Alexis E. Daily! @Alexis@beepboop.one

@InspectorCaracal I've no joke to go along with it, but the punchline I've got about you taking down the entire Disney Princess marketing department is "Molotov frock-tail," which, like, *barely* works.

Bed! G'night, y'all. 💜

If that's not a Dalek in the trailer for New Year's, we riot, right?

@mastohost Are you planning on explaining anywhere exactly what a Sidekiq thread or a web thread are? I get that they roughly translate to the number from the old pricing, but that kind of opaque language would put me off, personally.

@reinderdijkhuis Yeah, I can see that, Twitter is all over the place on it, too.

It's better than his other ones, but that's like beating my 100 meter sprint record.

That was okay. Didn’t feel like a finale.

woo ee oooooo

kill those butts

assassassin

the problem with the word "assassin" is that after I type the first three letters a second time, I automatically type them a third time

@bear The Andrew Garfield one was way too far in the wrong direction, I like the Tom Holland one, but I'm so glad that Spider-Man PS4 and Into the Spider-Verse are both delivering a mid-20s top notch absolute dipshit.

Peter in Spider-Man: Homecoming: Is on the debate team, has an internship at a multinational tech conglomerate.

Peter in Spider-Man PS4: Gets evicted. Relationship status: It's complicated. His boss breaks out the entire super prison. Spends a lot of time listening to podcasts.

Modern Spider-Man adaptations where Peter's a mid-20s millennial with barely half his act together > Modern Spider-Man adaptations where Peter's a teenager who people generally like.

@Louisa @slipperywerm @emojistation Yeah, I should use that one more often.