Alex Daily! 🏳️‍🌈 @Alexis@beepboop.one

@pavo Honestly, how many angles of 9/11 do you even see these days, it's just the one from across the river and maybe some running through the dust.

We must by now have more angles on the moments right after Order 66 gets declared than we ever did of the Oceanic flight 815 crash.

@kurt Jason Voorhees is EVERY bird. And a shark.

tremendous picture, obviously

just an absolute goddamn birdnado in this fucking attic

truly, The Birds

"If there are bigger birds, Mitch, they'll get into the house."

THE BIRDS 2: THE BIGGER BIRDS

birds just sittin' around, very stressful

I feel like these kids would-a been okay if Tippi Hedren hadn't made them go outside

I would simply not be so relentlessly horny that the Birds decide to make it their problem

not a pig to be seen in this Angry Birds movie

"...Mitch?"

you can't even hide from them indoors!!

this is just "Jaws" but with birds

I'd much rather fight one shark than Every Bird, though, at least with a shark you can just stay on dry land

what're you gonna do against birds, move underground?

@kurt To stay out of Morbius 2: Morb Harder, at this point, though I don't know why he did it before.

@kurt Oh, yeah, that's right, three dang volumes of it. I got it mixed up with The Crimes of Captain John, which I hadn't mentioned because it's a "special release," not a series.