a warehouse is a normal house that turns into an industrial unit when there’s a full moon

πŸ”« "Licence to Kill" (1989) 

Timothy Dalton does a good job, and I understand why this is the direction post-Moore, but I like these on the goofier end, so "gritty revenge drama against a drug cartel-man" isn't really my thing.

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πŸ”« "Licence to Kill" (1989) 

Bond doing some wheelies with a huge truck is pretty good, tho

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πŸ”« "Licence to Kill" (1989) 

maybe i've watched too many of these too fast, but, bleh

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πŸ”« "Licence to Kill" (1989) 

so does Brosnan at least have the decency to be funnier again

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πŸ”« "Licence to Kill" (1989) 

"Your licence to kill is revoked."

i mean, that's how you get things done, innit

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"He was married once, but that was a long time ago."

i mean why reference that at all

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Movie #50, "Licence to Kill." The Dalton era over at last, after, squints at notes, less than three days.

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@kurt That's what I've been saying!

At the very least, they'll knock on Groucho's door before they get to you.

@kurt If you had to leak some sensitive documents, would you rather do it at home over a potentially-scummy free VPN, or at McDonald's, over the free wifi, while wearing Groucho glasses?

sighing about comics comment sections 

@InspectorCaracal @gladdecease There's still people in the Nancy comments BEGGING for Guy Gilchrist to come back.

The new version has been around for two and a half years!

dumbing of age comments, SIGH 

"wouldn't it be a neat twist if this was a straight cis dude"

wouldn't it be a neat twist if you weren't raised by feral pigs, fuck offfffffff

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dumbing of age comments, SIGH 

dumbing of age: fun new probably-non-binary character

dumbing of age comments: "this is a cis boy in disguise"

@kurt One of them has the thumbs to use the remote! The other takes up the entire sofa! This fall on ABC!

@kurt Oscar is made of metal and the MGM lion has to be pretty old by now. They'll be fine!

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