Alex! 🏳️‍🌈 @Alexis@beepboop.one

truly, the hours of the day only a dentist could love

Dr Who when the Time Lords fuck something up again: "y'all need better leadership. who's running this shit."

Dr Who when the Time Lords make him President: "I regret to inform you I remain committed to my lifetime appointment as Minister of Telling You To Go Fuck Yourselves."

the time lords when Dr Who has died: "one of the greatest of us who ever lived. may we all strive to exist as vigorously as Dr Who"

the time lords when Dr Who turns out to be alive: "god. what the fuck are you doing here. jesus christ. go stomp on somebody else's breakfast"

not quite the dregs but definitely from the sewer of 2009 Comedy For Dudes. dire.

laughed more than i'll admit in public, tho

"We're going to Sodom!"

i'm sure this'll be a tasteful section of this motion picture

ox-cart chase

"What're these big round things for?"
"They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart go."

flipping wild
absolute science-fiction

"He's a hunter, I'm a maker."
"A maker?"

the first new type of guy

"You're the genius who thought of drinking water from the gourd instead of just from the hand!"

i mean somebody had to be the first one to do it, might as well be, *squints at history book* Michael Cera

Jack Black has eaten the fruit from the tree you're not supposed to eat the fruit of, which seems historically inaccurate, has been called out for it, and is now talking to "the Shaman," (Bill Hader), whose face is largely covered in black makeup

i played myself, this is bad

#226, or #485 since I started counting, 2009's "Year One," because you can't tell me there's a movie where Jack Black and Michael Cera play cavemen and not expect me to call your bluff.

@athairbirb The Netherlands -- the only time in recent memory there was any kind of consistent empty shelves situation was early covid, when people when a bit silly.

Since then, shelves have been full as normal. I've not noticed anything fresh being less stocked than usual.

(The soft pretzels I like disappeared around the start of the pandemic and only just came back, but I'd hesitate to blame the pandemic. That also just happens sometimes.)

hm. yeah, I think I'm just in the wrong head for this one

no more Best Picture nominees until I've been to the dentist

a lotta long walks for relatively unassuming punchlines, maybe I put this on too late or maybe I'm just not clicking with it, hard to tell

It /is/ about Une Divorce, because these two idiots are calling each other's bluffs too hard

might actually also be about Une Divorce, so I either knew and forgot I knew or I flipping nailed it

"I have never yet been in a scandal."
"Never been caught, huh."
"No-- Hm."

figured it out, it's a Comedy of the Screwed Ball

"Can't have a happy married life if you're always gonna be suspicious of each other."

sus wife, sus life