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#138, or #788, I've randomly put on 2022's "No Exit."

bet they find one at the end

let's clear some things out from my downloads folder

*rolls some dice, flips a coin*

#139, or #789, 2022's "Deep Water," which I don't know anything about, except that there was Discourse that I've definitely already missed the window on.

#140, or #790, 2020's "Looks That Kill," about a young man who's... so handsome just looking at his face is lethal? Sure.

#141, or #791, 2000's "American Psycho," which I'm pretty sure is about Christian Bale (murderman) pretending to be Christian Bale (not a murderman)

#142, or #792, I understand this started production as an entirely unrelated film that was changed to be what it is now while they were already filming, 2002's "American Psycho II: All American Girl."

#143, or #793, 2019's "One Cut of the Dead in Hollywood."

#143.1, or #793.1, point-one because this one's only 26 minutes long, way under the Academy's definition of "feature film," so I'm not allowed to count it, but I still wanted to thread it, 2020's "One Cut of the Dead Mission: Remote."

#144, or #794, 2020's "Spontaneous," which I think is a teen romcom set in a world where people can and do just spontaneously explode?

I'm sure this won't be extremely relatable to me, who has lived through more than two years of a global pandemic.

#145, or #795, 2014's "Unfriended."

Is this ghostmurdercrime by murderghost observed over video chat or just regular murdercrime by a murdercrimesman observed over video chat? Only one way to find out.

#146, or #796, leaving now to go see 2022 DreamWorks picture "The Bad Guys."

#147, or #797, I randomly downloaded this a while ago and then the other day it came up in something I was listening to -- or, well, the original play did -- so that's enough reason for me, 1992's "Noises Off."

I was gonna go see 2022's "Downton Abbey: A New Era" with my mom tomorrow, so the plan for today was to watch 2019's "Downton Abbey" -- having got through three seasons of the show -- but then my parents' car had a nervous breakdown, so that's been postponed.

Instead, one of those Letterboxd never shuts the fuck up about, #148, or #798, 1994 Chinese picture "Chunking Express."

Another one that's been on the pile for a while, no idea what it's about, #149, or #799, 2021's "C'mon C'mon."

#150, or #800, but I don't know what it is yet, leaving now for Sneak Preview.

I did my Sneak Preview guessing last night.

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#151, or #801, leaving now to go see 2022's "Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness."

> in the morning??

we've been over this

#153, or #803, 1971's "THX 1138."

You know, for a guy who kinda transformed the motion picture blockbuster /twice/, Lucas' work outside of Star Wars and Indiana Jones never really comes up as much as you'd think.

#154, or #804, I'm seeing the new one with my mom tomorrow morning, so, though I've only seen the first three seasons of the show, tonight, 2019's "Downton Abbey."

Did not actually go see the new "Downton Abbey," because my mom's car once again had an anxiety attack about the highway, so, instead, the opposite, but still a sequel:

#155, or #805, 1977's "Exorcist II: The Heretic."

1975's "Jaws" is one of the finest movies ever made. I'm pretty sure it doesn't need sequels.

#156, or #806, 1978's "Jaws 2."

#157, or #807, I guess it's Sequels Nobody Asked For Week, 1983's "Psycho II."

#158, or #808, Why Does This Sequel Exist Week carries on, with 2000's "Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2."

#159, or #809, leaving now to go see 2022's "Everything Everywhere All at Once."

You know what day it is, I know what day it is, it's the only one this year.

#160, or #810, 1984's "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter."

A brave to choice to bring a final, conclusive, definitive end to this 12-film franchise with the 4th instalment.

It's still the day it is, Jason is dead forever, let's see what's next.

#161, or #811, 1985's "Friday the 13th: A New Beginning," or "Tuesday the 17th."

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you know what, I'd express some Doubt about these teenagers digging up Jason, but if your only awareness of the human teenager was from this franchise, you'd go "yeah, digging up Jason Voorhees seems like the kind of thing a human teenager would do."

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A dream sequence, a timeskip. So far, Jason definitely still dead.

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is Pinehurst even IN the A Guy Kills You Here Woods

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* Jason status: Dead.
* First kill done by somebody unrelated, just a guy who snaps, now hauled off.
* Paramedic who comes to pick up the body has a very intense reaction to seeing it? Doesn't say anything. (Victim's dad?)

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I feel like I'm being faked out a lot here, they really want me to think Pinehurst is getting Jason'd but they're not showing me Jason

they're also not really on Jason's established turf

so clearly Tommy's gonna go "all these murders are Jasonings" and the Real Killer'll go "yeah that'd be a good disguise"

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"I know who it is."
"Wait, what?"
"I said, I know who it is."
"...Who?"
"It's Jason Voorhees."
"Jason Voorhees!!"

jason voorhees

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"Jason Voorhees is fucking dead!!"

hard agree

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even by franchise standards, these teens are pretty boring

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the non-teen characters are pretty stock, too

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it's extremely obvious this isn't Jason (still dead, baby) and it's definitely the paramedic

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I remember when these movies were about summer camp.

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say, blue stripes on that mask instead of red

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On the one hand I think it's good for it not to be Jason, on the other hand I think it's weird that there's just a second unstoppable, unkillable killer wall of meat man.

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it was the paramedic all along

:surprised_pikachu:

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I wish I got to feel clever for figuring it out instead of like it was a pretty stupid movie.

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why the fuck they keeping the paramedic's hockey mask in Tommy's damn hospital room

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bad movie, bad ending

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*tommy voice* i shall become the jason

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@Alexis shit myself because I misread this as pandemic

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@The_T Pandemic V: The Virus Has a Knife Now

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@Alexis I can't believe they've made 5 variations of this board game

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