#2, #652, we Cage ever onwards, it's 2009's "Knowing."
But do I Know what this is about? I've Know idea.
#3, #653, I gotta get back to these, it's 1938 Best Picture nominee "Four Daughters."
This is before the 80s, when Hollywood perfected the "two schmucks with a bad idea" formula, so they've overshot to "four daughters."
#4, #654, we Cage ever onwards, it's 2009's "The Bad Lieutenant - Port of Call: New Orleans."
An unwieldy title like that doesn't... traditionally... mean... good things.
#5, #655, we Cage ever onwards, with another one I'd never put on without a reason, but in a completely different way, it's 2009's "G-Force," about a team of highly trained guinea pig spies.
#6, #656, we Cage ever onwards with another celebrity voice cast children's cartoon, it's 2009's "Astro Boy," in which he voices... the professor?
#7, #657, we Cage ever onwards, with 2010's "Kick-Ass."
Saw it when it came out, but I can't imagine it's aged... particularly gracefully.
#8, #658, one of only two Taika Waititis I haven't seen, 2010's "Boy."
#9, #659, we Cage ever onwards, it's 2010's "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." Which you'd think would have Mickey Mouse in it, but it doesn't.
#10, #660, we Cage ever onwards with 2011's "Season of the Witch," which I'm pretty sure is about the Plague, no, not that one, the other one.
#11, #661, 2010's "MacGruber" because I wanna know if I should bother with that show they just dropped.
#11, #662, Netflix has been pushing me to watch whatever the fuck 1991's "Hudson Hawk" is, so whatever, let's watch whatever the fuck 1991's "Hudson Hawk" is.
Just found out there's a "Weekend at Bernie's II" (1993) and I have to know, I have to know how they get there!
#13 or #663.
#14, or #664, 2018's "Welcome to Marwen," which, I don't even remember why I downloaded this or what it's about.
I'm not doing anything else productive today, #15, or #665, 2021's "The Lost Daughter."
#16, or #666, 2010's "Devil."
#17, or #667, the number of the neighbour of the Beast but just as evil, 2021's "Dear Evan Hansen."
#18, #668, we M Night Shyamalan ever onwards, it's 2010's "The Last Airbender."
#19, #669, 1996's "Scream."
I'm two seconds in and this might be the most MTV thing I've ever seen.
They keep talking about the sequel at the end of the first one, so, you know. #20, #670, 1997's "Scream 2."
These people are seeing a movie called "Stab" that looks like it's about a serial killer who wears a ghostly screaming face mask.
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"Based on the book 'The Woodsboro Murders' by GALE WEATHERS"
damnit gale weathers
an audience this rowdy would do me a right conniption, jeezus
It seems socially irresponsible to me to not just continue selling this mask but to provide it as a full costume for a screening of a horror movie based on a true story
gale weathers can get in the bin
I'm pretty sure Courtney Cox is in the rest of the sequels or a Gale Weathers/Cotton Weary team-up would be top of my list of suspects
Sarah Michelle Gellar obviously not remotely believable as a vain serial killer victim.
the first one was all about the killers clearly setting down the rules before you knew they were the killers, and Jackie from Roseanne just laid down some rules
these movies: already some Dawson's Creek Casting going on, everyone at least 5 years older than they're playing
the movie in the movie: 40-year old teenagers
"Mrs Voorhees was a terrific serial killer!"
Jackie from Roseanne is somebody's mom taking revenge
Billy's, Stu's, maybe Cotton Weary's
i mean I'm from the future but they do also tell you exactly what's happening
"Cassandra is one of the great tragic visionaries of literature. She saw it all coming."
one of these Trojan masks looks enough like the Ghostface one that it's definitely gonna come up and get replaced with it at some point
there you go
"And Billy Loomis-- Billy Loomis! What the fuck!" [and then an insult that contains some homophobia but also he calls him a "mama's boy"]
got it, it's Mrs Loomis
never trust a Loomis
well, "Mrs Loomis," she said her name was Debbie Salt
never trust her, either
"I don't know about homicide, but you've definitely got me for raising my voice in a public library!"
this is the first arrest for this spree so they're trying to make me think he's the new Billy Loomis, but that's too obvious, red herring
"Oh shit.""What?""He's gone."
Some of these moves are fucking impossible even if it's a duo again.
we have to figure out who the killer is, we know exactly one thing about them, they can teleport
you know, you can kinda hear Laurie Metcalf through the-- oh that's not Laurie Metcalf
apologies to Timothy Olyphant
but If It's A Duo Again,,,
"I'm gonna blame the movies."
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A-ha! I knew it!
should have paid more attention to the film class scene
liked both of these
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