, 2022 edition!

In 2020 I watched 239 movies.
In 2021 I watched another 391,
for a total of 650 movies since very early into first lockdown.

That's probably all the movies, right?

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Shoot, I found more movies.

Let's start with something just as topical as last year's first one, #1, or #651, 1973's "Soylent Green."

It's the year 2022...

#2, #652, we Cage ever onwards, it's 2009's "Knowing."

But do I Know what this is about? I've Know idea.

#3, #653, I gotta get back to these, it's 1938 Best Picture nominee "Four Daughters."

This is before the 80s, when Hollywood perfected the "two schmucks with a bad idea" formula, so they've overshot to "four daughters."

#4, #654, we Cage ever onwards, it's 2009's "The Bad Lieutenant - Port of Call: New Orleans."

An unwieldy title like that doesn't... traditionally... mean... good things.

#5, #655, we Cage ever onwards, with another one I'd never put on without a reason, but in a completely different way, it's 2009's "G-Force," about a team of highly trained guinea pig spies.

#6, #656, we Cage ever onwards with another celebrity voice cast children's cartoon, it's 2009's "Astro Boy," in which he voices... the professor?

#7, #657, we Cage ever onwards, with 2010's "Kick-Ass."

Saw it when it came out, but I can't imagine it's aged... particularly gracefully.

#8, #658, one of only two Taika Waititis I haven't seen, 2010's "Boy."

#9, #659, we Cage ever onwards, it's 2010's "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." Which you'd think would have Mickey Mouse in it, but it doesn't.

#10, #660, we Cage ever onwards with 2011's "Season of the Witch," which I'm pretty sure is about the Plague, no, not that one, the other one.

#11, #661, 2010's "MacGruber" because I wanna know if I should bother with that show they just dropped.

#11, #662, Netflix has been pushing me to watch whatever the fuck 1991's "Hudson Hawk" is, so whatever, let's watch whatever the fuck 1991's "Hudson Hawk" is.

Just found out there's a "Weekend at Bernie's II" (1993) and I have to know, I have to know how they get there!

#13 or #663.

#14, or #664, 2018's "Welcome to Marwen," which, I don't even remember why I downloaded this or what it's about.

Well, that's a weird CGI Steve Carell.

I bet this is a Robert Zemeckis joint. *checks* It is!

🔫 "Welcome to Marwen" (2018) 

Not even a weird CGI Steve Carell, a weird CGI stop-motion puppet Steve Carell. Weird choices.

🔫 "Welcome to Marwen" (2018) 

boy the tone of this thing is all over the place

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🔫 "Welcome to Marwen" (2018) 

saw this is based on a real, sad events that really happened to a real guy, so obviously stopped with the snippier comments, but then I didn't really have anything to say

Steve Carell is good, tone kinda evens out a bit in

🔫 "Welcome to Marwen" (2018) 

it's all just kind of sad

🔫 "Welcome to Marwen" (2018) 

me: well i'm glad this story at least picks up years after the violent homophobic assault that--

zemeckis: no we gotta show the violent homophobic assault

🔫 "Welcome to Marwen" (2018) 

*takes a few deep breaths*

🔫 "Welcome to Marwen" (2018) 

not a big fan of this message that his medication was keeping him down, that's not great

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