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we're told the people of Earth are in mourning about Superman, but outside of Ma Kent and Lois, is anybody's life actually worse for him being dead

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

somebody should do a no-slow-motion edit of this

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

should be at least an hour and a half shorter

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

y'all i think this might be a bad movie

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

"Maybe it's going back to sleep."

what could possibly go wrong, etcetera

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

the pointiest man is here

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

a real walking game of thrones chair of a man

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

absolutely convinced there are bits that are only in slow-motion because it's been a few minutes since we had some

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

part two is called "The Age of Heroes" and opens on the brownest shot yet

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

zack, they can't ALL either be jesus or a monster

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

do you think Willem Dafoe knows he's in this

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

steppenwolf and this other guy, what's his name, DeSaad, have the same problem as Snyder's Krypton where I can't picture their lives outside of being relentless misery engines

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

the Coward Zack Snyder needs to explain how Steppenwolf goes to the bathroom, is what i'm saying

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

this bit is just 300 but browner and there's a Green Lantern

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

should've gone for the head, etcetera

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

just relentless

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

gonna make myself walk around the block between Parts

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

part 3, same as the other parts

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

christ, barry, don't be fucking weird about it

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

Cyborg's powers so far are:
* the Spider-Man: Far From Home drone strike thing
* banking

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

zack snyder's incredible skill at composing images is like watching somebody paint a painting of paint drying, and then every now and then he has two good actors just have a chat for a bit and it's sort of vaguely not unenjoyable

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

zack snyder do a romcom challenge 2k21

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

hey remember how the Aquaman movie just had everyone talk underwater instead of having to set up bubbles for them to talk in

that was better

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

part four, the fourth part, not even two hours in yet

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

"The scent of the enemy. Of absence. Darkness. Death."

hey that's what his romcom is called

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

two hours and ten minutes in, what could i possibly say

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

"Who is it?"
"Martha."

why did you say that name
oh because it's yours
i see

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

they finally found footage of Amy Adams where she has lines

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

once again i must walk around the block

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

oh my god, fucking rip to humpty dumpty

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

Six of them so far, and all the chapters are of wildly different lengths, too.

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

you know, Batman, the guy who loves to shoot aliens' heads off

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

should've gone for the head and did

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

humpty dumpty is okay again and even the fucking epilogue gets a title ("A Father Twice Over")

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

can't wait for all the movies this is setting up

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

he really doesn't even fucking say the thing

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

"The Anti-Life Equation is here somewhere."

batman we have to find the maths

:batman: "Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) 

oh my god it's over

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i'm never watching another fucking Zack Snyder movie in my life

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me two days from now: i dunno, might check out Sucker Punch

@kurt Look, I'm calling this shot because I really don't think he'll get to make another DC movie, but if he does, yes, obviously, first in line.

@kurt *monkey's paw curls as the logo for "Zack Snyder's Young Avengers" appears on Kevin Feige's phone*

@Alexis The chance you'll end up watching all his films is non-trivial.

@kurt At least the Ultimate Edition of Batman v Superman was only three hours long.

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