, 2021 edition!

In 2020 I watched 101 movies from very early into first lockdown until August 11, and the another 138 between then and last night.

I did not do a formal thread for the first 101, but I did do one for the next 138: beepboop.one/@Alexis/104677806

Today's movie, #1 of 2021, or #240 since I started counting, 1995's "Johnny Mnemonic," because I think I saw someone say it's set in 2021? A topical affair!

Movie #2, 2002's "Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones," because exasperated sigh.

Movie #3, 1933 Best Picture nominee "Lady for a Day."

I thiiiink this one is about a homeless woman who gets to be posh for a day? We'll, uhhh, see how that goes.

Movie #4, 2020's "Let Them All Talk," which I understand is about Meryl Streep as a snooty Author going to America on the RMS Queen Mary 2. In 2019, obviously.

Movie #5, the 1933 "Little Women."

I've seen the 2019 one -- these women had better be the absolute goddamn tiniest women you ever did see.

Movie #6, 1934 Best Picture nominee "It Happened One Night."

I'm pretty sure this is the one romcoms, like. Come from. This is The Romcom.

Movie #7, 1934 Best Picture nominee, "The House of Rothschild," which, sigh, I imagine is about the family of European bankers, because what other Rothschilds are there.

's got Boris Karloff in it, I guess.

Movie #8, 2008's "Star Wars: The Clone Wars." Extended cut again.

#9, "We Bought a Zoo," because I've been making fun of the title for nearly a full decade and it's on Disney+.

Movie #10, or #250 since I started counting, 2006's "The Prestige," or "Batman v. Wolverine: What if Stage Magic But Too Much."

Movie #11, 2011's "Zookeeper."

I do not know what this one is or is about.

Movie #12, 2017's "The Zookeeper's Wife."

I also don't know what this one is about, but from the Netflix thumbnail it looks like a WW2 movie.

(I think that's a reverse blarting.)

Movie #13, we move on from zoos to the jungle, where the animals are keeping a small human? Absolute madness.

It's 2016's live-action "The Jungle Book."

Movie #14, 1934 Best Picture nominee "Viva Villa!"

I'm pretty sure Wallace Beery is in brownface in this one. :/

Movie #15, 2010's "Four Lions." Terrorism comedy, I'm pretty sure.

Movie #18, 2015's "Trumbo," in which Bryan Cranston plays the sequel elephant to Dumbo.

#19, I kinda fell off the rewatch over the summer, but I've put 2017's "Spider-Man: Homecoming" on.

#21, 1934 Best Picture nominee "Here Comes the Navy," which is probably pretty blatant propaganda? Sigh, oh well.

#22, 2020's "The Kid Detective." Adam Brody plays the former titular getting thrown into a Real Case, I think?

Let's watch another one, I wanna stay at one a day, #23, 2020's "Black Bear."

No idea what it's about, Aubrey Plaza's in it.

#26, 2017's "Kong: Skull Island."

I did initially intend to go see this at the time, but I found the Vietnam aesthetic of the trailers off-putting? We'll see.

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

That's a bad beard on John Goodman.

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wondering which of these major actors was in the trailers loads but dies early on

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

"You don't strike me as a war photographer."
"Anti-war photographer."

here to photograph the anti-war

just pictures of cakes

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

you couldn't pay me enough to get into one of those open helicopters

and flying into a storm? fuck right off

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

"Incoming!!"

splat

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

"...Is that a monkey?"

i think that's the most a monkey's ever been a monkey

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

"Are we just not gonna talk about this?!"

man you gotta ACCEPT the MONKEY and CARRY ON

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

"We just got taken down by a monkey the size of a building!!"
"Right. That was an unconventional encounter."

there's a man on my wavelength

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

"You know the USS Lawton?"

oh he got zilla'd in '54

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

man that's too much spider

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

"You probably noticed a lot of weird things on this island."

/well/

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

"That's Kong. He's king around here."

/just say the thing/

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

"It's more of a cold war."
"Cold war, like, they take the summers off?"

the seventeen degrees and no hotter war

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

Hiddleston's entire vibe in this is "Uncharted movie audition tape."

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

found him, i guess

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"Oh, shit."

oh shit

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i see this is the bit where we get rid of spare cast for the climax

🐡 "Kong: Skull Island" (2017) 

"This is one war we are NOT going to lose!!"

oh go the fuck to hell

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well that was better than i was expecting

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