*noir voice* "I knew she was trouble before she ever knocked on my door. Probably the biggest clue in that regard was the sound of the giant chainsaw she was about to try to knock with."

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"I duck for cover, as I try to remember which of my windows has the fire escape behind it. I am, of course, extremely allergic to chainsaws."

@Alexis "My assistant on the other hand is only mildly allergic to chainsaws. Somehow he never gets more than a rash when he comes into contact with the active bits. So I sent him to open the door and greet our latest client."

@Alexis "This damn city. Sky full of chainsaws. Chainsaws running down the gutters. A chainsaw on every corner, just trying to make a quick chainsaw."

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This is the private residence of Alex Daily.