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anyone: *falls*
me: ah, the classic reverse icarus. you flew too close to the ground
@Alexis ah yes, it's important to remember to miss the ground when one flies towards it.
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@Alexis Corporate Funk.
@Alexis are they on fire
@Alexis are they drenched in mud
@ThisIsLeeloo somehow, both
a literal cat 
@Alexis@beepboop.one they failed to miss
@Alexis@beepboop.one while going up against. Sicilian when life is on the line while starting a land war in Asia?
"the classic reverse icarus" is the name of my band, all of our songs are about hubris, and whenever someone says we're indie rock we yell at them, though nobody can figure out what the fuck we're doing if it's not indie rock